Which, as the fighting and misquoting shouldn't be immediately foisted upon a new band, is in strict alphabetical order only.
THE TEN BEST ALBUM TITLES OF 2006...
Accidents Occur Whilst Sleeping (Lupen Crook)
As unsettling a concept as the best of his album is, and note that gramatically aware use of 'whilst'
Apologies To The Queen Mary (Wolf Parade)
Colin Meloy must have kicked himself when he saw this one
Breaking Kayfabe (Cadence Weapon)
Pro wrestling term ripe for picking (kayfabe is the portrayal of fictional events within reality) finally taken by hotter than thou Canadian rapper
Derdang Derdang (Archie Bronson Outfit)
Onomatopoeia in music - couldn't be anything else other than power chord blues-punk
I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Beat Your Ass (Yo La Tengo)
And the best bit is, do Ira, Georgia or James look the ass-beating type at all?
Let Me Introduce My Friends (I'm From Barcelona)
A bloke and 28 of his mates - how else will they make themselves known?
Off My Rocker At The Art School Bop (Luke Haines)
At last, the quintessential Haines pisstaking title
Should have put an exclamation mark on the end for best effect
Shut Up I Am Dreaming (Sunset Rubdown)
Spencer Krug can pick 'em - Wolf Parade side project sounds self-effacing while making out it's reaching for a higher plain
White Bread Black Beer (Scritti Politti)
Green Gartside still as un-white bread as ever, but there's a homespun charm here that matches the DIY of the album's origins
...AND THE TEN WORST
Alright, Still (Lily Allen)
Your honour, we believe Ms Allen to be a Londoner
Amputechture (Mars Volta)
The first time they had a title that was as awkward as their covers
Be He Me (Annuals)
The new Arcade Fire, they say. Not when heading up your debut with that sort of attempt at being cryptic
He Poos Clouds (Final Fantasy)
A play on 'sun shines out of his ass', says Owen Pallett. The fact he feels the need to explain it is reason enough
Inside In/Inside Out (Kooks)
Inside in what? Makes as much sense as Luke's singing accent
Light Grenades (Incubus)
Now that's an Industrial Light & Magic effect we'd like to see
Nine Times That Same Song (Love Is All)
Way to play your own diversity down
Ringleader Of The Tormentors (Morrissey)
And yet Tormentor Of The Ringleaders would have been really good
Stadium Arcadium (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Latin for 'Duran Duran spinoff play huge arenas'
Types of Wood (Whirlwind Heat)
Ah, the mystique of skeletal US indie rock.