"sarah connor was gunna be a huuggee star then smash hits did a feature and shes the biggest selling german ever, wow, all down to smash hits, sarah connor u thank smash hits" Um, yeah. Luckily there's more lucid stuff on Popjustice's Smash Hits Forever site, which closes for new messages tonight. A message from Mark Ellen's on page five as we type.
Meanwhile, Mark Lamarr's Buzzcocks stand-ins are announced, most of which were inevitable really. Dale Winton? Oh lord.