Funny, we saw any number of those Celebrity Big Brother prediction pieces and none of them mentioned Preston from the Ordinary Boys, who surely doesn't so much as qualify for the D-list of cliche because you have to transcend your immediate circle to become famous in any way. As expected, the official site forum is trying desperately to convince itself that this is a good idea. Pete Burns, as was always going to be inevitable, is also in, as is Maggot from GLC, who will take some explaining to the unknowing.
(There's also a member of the public who must convince the others that she is famous. One of the apparently properly famous ones is her that had an affair with Sven-Goran Eriksson and then FA chief Mark Palios. That cracking sounds is our irony-ometer breaking.)
BREAKING NEWS: "The Ordinary Boys rise above the trivialities of a Big Brother world"