It's like some big competition for unlikely comebacks

The Sultans Of Ping FC?!

There's also word Carter USM are doing a one-off just before Christmas - an invite to This Morning is not expected - and following their re-exposure on Britpop Now! comes rumours that Jaime Harding, who you may recall went to prison for stealing garden gnomes three years ago, has formed a new version of Marion that's about to start gigging. Quick, someone pin Stump's members to the floor before it's too late.