NB. Craziness quotient of frog may settle in transit

The modern equivalent of Blur v Oasis has been averted, as the latest single release schedule update shows the Axel F mix featuring the one-time Annoying Thing as advertised on a ringtone advert near you has been pushed back to the 23rd, out of the way of a similarly sampling record by one Pond Life, one of whom is Wes who used to do the Radio 1 top 40 and some wish he still did on account of being neither JK nor Joel, although now he appears to be part of the millennial Arnee And The Terminators many will be changing their minds. You can tell this is a novelty hit brainwave as its moment of critical mass (as in people massing to critique it) has long passed, if Jamster adverts are anything to go by supplanted by men doing poor impressions of Little Britain catchphrases in the ringtone that makes you want to punch people stakes.