We finished 34th last year even though we only found out about it four days before polling closed!
David Gilmour won, and our man at the event reveals he wasn't even there to accept his gong, the miserable swine. Lots of pretend blogs and not actually blogs ('ukdynasty Music forums'?) are up the top end, and in terms of those we like to think as compadres the suspiciously Facebook group member-avalanched Song, By Toad was a very good 22nd, The Daily Growl was 26th, Indie mp3 and Headphone Sex sneaked into the top 30, Fucking Dance was top 40 and Keep Hope Inside top 50 (beating Westlife Fans Worldwide) while Music Like Dirt, funfunfun and Nothing But Green Lights are all officially inferior to us.
But it's official, because BT say so - The Best Russian Fan Club about SYSTEM OF A DOWN (not even British), findingjesustoday and My Robbie Williams Journey all own our asses. Be reassured, gentle readers, that we are already planning our advance for BT DMA 2008, wherein once A Space For Music Liberation, Strefa Miszcza and The Von Pip Musical Express have fallen like drunken toddlers*, we will make lebensraum around How to Be Like Colin Greenwood - In Ten Easy Steps and eventually achieve our domination aim.
(* They might just be better than us anyway, of course. We haven't checked.)