We think it was Ian Pointer (see Songs To Learn And Sing passim) who dredged this up originally, but we're happy to bring it to a wider audience. In grainy MOV, from the best thing Lauren ever did on the telly, her six month stint in 1999 on Channel 4's Planet Pop:
Lauren's Lingo - Purists
On Lauren's final observation*, bear in mind that this was immediately followed by a feature on Westlife.
* Which turned out to be genuine, by the way. Whatever did happen to Chicks? Elvis Costello was a fan, remarkably