In today's Sunday Times, reviewing My Bloody Valentine in a slightly bizarrely written way that suggests you don't need earplugs as there's no new songs, Matthew Davis refers to "sometimes credulity-stretching tales about their front man, Kevin Shields. (It’s a long story, but google “MBV chinchillas” to get a flavour.)"
Result number one! (at time of writing)
(5pm edit: gah, down to page two. Not sure how, apart from the story none of those above it have been posted today, but there you go)